About Us

They See Me Rollin’ is a Hazbin Hotel zine focused on the season 2 gag of Alastor and the Office Chair from Vee-Tower. This zine focuses on Alastor having a romantic and/or sexual relationship with the office chair (or any other chair). The zine intends to be 18+ NSFW, but contributors are welcome to produce SFW works as long as they are comfortable being published alongside NSFW content within the same book.

FAQ

What is this zine?
A zine dedicated to making a parody of a romantic and/or sexual relationship between Alastor x Office Chair (or any other chair).Who can contribute?
Anyone 18 years or older at the time of application is welcome to apply! This is a NO GUEST zine, meaning all contributors will be chosen from the applications.How many contributors will be accepted?
While final numbers may vary based on the interest check and applications, we aim to accept:
8-10 Page Artists
1-2 Other (cosplayer, photographer, recipe, etc…)
4 Spot Artists
3 Writers
2 Merch ArtistsWill this zine be physical or digital?
This zine will be a digital book with physical merchandise and, depending on further interest checks, may also be made available as a physical booklet with merchandise.Will this zine be for-profit or for-charity?
This zine is a for-charity project—our project will first use any profits to cover a free full bundle for each contributor, and any profits remaining after will be donated to the Wheelchair Foundation: “The Wheelchair Foundation provides a durable, foldable, and cost-effective manual wheelchair designed to help restore mobility and independence to people in need around the world.” Our goal is to raise at least $200 for the foundation as they estimate 1 wheelchair costs them that amount to provide to someone in need.How will contributors be compensated?
All contributors will be guaranteed a full digital bundle and the ability to purchase any physical items at production cost.
Pending adequate sales during pre-orders, we hope to compensate for shipping or the cost of items entirely—we aim to cover a full bundle for each contributor.
Profits not spent on item compensation will be donated to a charity, as noted above. A full breakdown of compensation tiers will be available upon acceptance into the project.What is this zine’s rating?
This zine is rated M-Mature / E-Explicit by AO3 guidelines. This includes anything that typically falls under the NSFW umbrella, like sexual encounters (with a chair or sex toys), kinks, murder, cannibalism, etc. This zine will NOT allow topics such as non-con, incest, underage, or any other topics that are deemed unacceptable by the Lead and Mod team. If you have any concerns about a specific topic, please reach out to the team via the email or through their social media platforms.Will other ships be allowed?
The main focus of every piece should be Alastor and the Office Chair (or another chair). Other characters can be used for the narrative but cannot be used as another partner within the ship, i.e., participating in a date, sexual act, or a polyam relationship.Can zine pieces focus on canon and alternative universes (AUs)?
Yes, we will allow any pieces that are within the canon verse or an alternative universe as long as the pitch fits the theme.Can we be creative with the chair design?
Yes! We want to see as much creativity as possible when it comes to the design of the chair, as long as it does not allude to any other characters or specific ships outside of Alastor and the Chair.Do artists also have the opportunity to be merch artists?
You are welcome to apply for both positions, but due to keeping the zine small and wanting to allow everyone a chance, we are seeking 2 merch artists to design a charm, separate from a page or spot artist.How big will the zine be?
We are looking at keeping this zine smaller than others due to the niche topic. As of right now, we are looking for:
8-10 Page Artists
4 Spot Artists
2 Merch Artists (for a charm)
3 Writers
1-2 Other Creators (i.e. recipe, photography, cosplay, etc…)Can other characters be included in art/writing so long as they don't interfere with Alastor x Chair?
Yes! As long as the other characters are not portrayed as part of the relationship, they can be included. We want to keep the focus on Alastor choosing a Chair as a romantic/sexual partner over anyone else (although we will allow Shadow as an exception, as it is an extension of Alastor).Does the Chair talk or move, or does it just sit there?
That is completely up to you! We want to allow creative freedom when it comes to the Chair as long as it does not allude to any other characters.Will the digital zine cost more than $20? Some of us are poor college students and that’s pretty expensive for a digital zine.
Times are definitely tough! We have a goal to keep the digital zine about $10-15, with all profits going to our chosen charity. Our current plan is a basic digital zine package, which would come with:
2 versions of the zine: light and dark mode (aka pages are white or black background)
A pre-formatted A5 size of the zine with instructions on how to print it for yourself if you wish (this will be offered if we ultimately choose NOT to sell physical copies).
A digital copy of the print designed by our merch artist.
We do plan to hold a 2nd interest check in May to determine if physical zine sales will be worth the cost.It would be helpful to release some brainstorming ideas.
If you are selected for the zine, the Lead and Mod team will enthusiastically brainstorm ideas with you in whatever methods helps you. You will NOT be required to send in a pitch idea during the application process.What if we want to make the Chair tied to Alastor (like the Chair is tied to his human body, and he has to support the Chair) is that possible? I am thinking MAXIMUM crack options!
We can’t stress enough how we want to let you get as creative as you want, as long as it follows the basic guidelines and theme of the zine. To quote Kuzko, “BRING IT ON!”

This zine is a for-charity project—our project will first use any profits to cover a free full bundle for each contributor, and any profits remaining after will be donated to the Wheelchair Foundation“The Wheelchair Foundation provides a durable, foldable, and cost-effective manual wheelchair designed to help restore mobility and independence to people in need around the world.”Our goal is to raise at least $200 for the foundation as they estimate 1 wheelchair costs them that amount to provide to someone in need. For more information, click the link below:

• The Wheelchair Foundation