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They See Me Rollin’ is a Hazbin Hotel zine focused on the season 2 gag of Alastor and the Office Chair from Vee-Tower. This zine focuses on Alastor having a romantic and/or sexual relationship with the office chair (or any other chair). The zine intends to be 18+ NSFW, but contributors are welcome to produce SFW works as long as they are comfortable being published alongside NSFW content within the same book.

FAQ

What is this zine?
A zine dedicated to making a parody of a romantic and/or sexual relationship between Alastor x Office Chair (or any other chair).Who can contribute?
Anyone 18 years or older at the time of application is welcome to apply! This is a NO GUEST zine, meaning all contributors will be chosen from the applications.How many contributors will be accepted?
While final numbers may vary based on the interest check and applications, we aim to accept:
8-10 Page Artists
1-2 Other (cosplayer, photographer, recipe, etc…)
4 Spot Artists
3 Writers
2 Merch ArtistsWill this zine be physical or digital?
This zine will be a digital book with physical merchandise and, depending on further interest checks, may also be made available as a physical booklet with merchandise.Will this zine be for-profit or for-charity?
This zine is a for-charity project—our project will first use any profits to cover a free full bundle for each contributor, and any profits remaining after will be donated to the Wheelchair Foundation: “The Wheelchair Foundation provides a durable, foldable, and cost-effective manual wheelchair designed to help restore mobility and independence to people in need around the world.” Our goal is to raise at least $200 for the foundation as they estimate 1 wheelchair costs them that amount to provide to someone in need.How will contributors be compensated?
All contributors will be guaranteed a full digital bundle and the ability to purchase any physical items at production cost.
Pending adequate sales during pre-orders, we hope to compensate for shipping or the cost of items entirely—we aim to cover a full bundle for each contributor.
Profits not spent on item compensation will be donated to a charity, as noted above. A full breakdown of compensation tiers will be available upon acceptance into the project.What is this zine’s rating?
This zine is rated M-Mature / E-Explicit by AO3 guidelines. This includes anything that typically falls under the NSFW umbrella, like sexual encounters (with a chair or sex toys), kinks, murder, cannibalism, etc. This zine will NOT allow topics such as non-con, incest, underage, or any other topics that are deemed unacceptable by the Lead and Mod team. If you have any concerns about a specific topic, please reach out to the team via the email or through their social media platforms.Will other ships be allowed?
The main focus of every piece should be Alastor and the Office Chair (or another chair). Other characters can be used for the narrative but cannot be used as another partner within the ship, i.e., participating in a date, sexual act, or a polyam relationship.Can zine pieces focus on canon and alternative universes (AUs)?
Yes, we will allow any pieces that are within the canon verse or an alternative universe as long as the pitch fits the theme.Can we be creative with the chair design?
Yes! We want to see as much creativity as possible when it comes to the design of the chair, as long as it does not allude to any other characters or specific ships outside of Alastor and the Chair.Do artists also have the opportunity to be merch artists?
You are welcome to apply for both positions, but due to keeping the zine small and wanting to allow everyone a chance, we are seeking 2 merch artists to design a charm, separate from a page or spot artist.How big will the zine be?
We are looking at keeping this zine smaller than others due to the niche topic. As of right now, we are looking for:
8-10 Page Artists
4 Spot Artists
2 Merch Artists (for a charm)
3 Writers
1-2 Other Creators (i.e. recipe, photography, cosplay, etc…)Can other characters be included in art/writing so long as they don't interfere with Alastor x Chair?
Yes! As long as the other characters are not portrayed as part of the relationship, they can be included. We want to keep the focus on Alastor choosing a Chair as a romantic/sexual partner over anyone else (although we will allow Shadow as an exception, as it is an extension of Alastor).Does the Chair talk or move, or does it just sit there?
That is completely up to you! We want to allow creative freedom when it comes to the Chair as long as it does not allude to any other characters.Will the digital zine cost more than $20? Some of us are poor college students and that’s pretty expensive for a digital zine.
Times are definitely tough! We have a goal to keep the digital zine about $10-15, with all profits going to our chosen charity. Our current plan is a basic digital zine package, which would come with:
2 versions of the zine: light and dark mode (aka pages are white or black background)
A pre-formatted A5 size of the zine with instructions on how to print it for yourself if you wish (this will be offered if we ultimately choose NOT to sell physical copies).
A digital copy of the print designed by our merch artist.
We do plan to hold a 2nd interest check in May to determine if physical zine sales will be worth the cost.It would be helpful to release some brainstorming ideas.
If you are selected for the zine, the Lead and Mod team will enthusiastically brainstorm ideas with you in whatever methods helps you. You will NOT be required to send in a pitch idea during the application process.What if we want to make the Chair tied to Alastor (like the Chair is tied to his human body, and he has to support the Chair) is that possible? I am thinking MAXIMUM crack options!
We can’t stress enough how we want to let you get as creative as you want, as long as it follows the basic guidelines and theme of the zine. To quote Kuzko, “BRING IT ON!”

This zine is a for-charity project—our project will first use any profits to cover a free full bundle for each contributor, and any profits remaining after will be donated to the Wheelchair Foundation“The Wheelchair Foundation provides a durable, foldable, and cost-effective manual wheelchair designed to help restore mobility and independence to people in need around the world.”Our goal is to raise at least $200 for the foundation as they estimate 1 wheelchair costs them that amount to provide to someone in need. For more information, click the link below:

• The Wheelchair Foundation

AGE RESTRICTIVE POLICYDue to the nature of the material and of the original show Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and the Hellaverse, this zine is for audiences who are 18 years old or older.By purchasing this zine and/or its bundles, you are confirming you are 18 years of age or older. If discovered to be underage before shipment, your money will be refunded to its original payment source, and contact will be made to the email address on file.DISCLAIMERThey See Me Rollin’: A RadioRoller Parody Zine is an unofficial fanzine based on characters from the Hazbin Hotel/Hellaverse universe owned by Vivienne Medrano and Spindlehorse. We do not own the rights to nor are we affiliated with Amazon, A24, the animated show(s), their creators, and/or any other related media.All works featured in the zine and its bundle merchandise are the property of their respective owners.All purchases are for personal use only. Redistribution or resale of any They See Me Rollin’: A RadioRoller Parody Zine products to any third party is not permitted. The contents, including digital documents, in their entirety or screenshots of the content, should not be posted to any online platform or sold to a third party. Some documents are optimized for digital viewing purposes and are not intended for printing, commercial redistribution, posting to online platforms, or other use.All orders will be shipped from the United States of America.PROFITS AND CHARITY DONATIONProfits will firstly be used to compensate contributors with free copies of the zine and merchandise + shipping. Afterward, all proceeds will be donated to THE WHEELCHAIR FOUNDATION, which provides a durable, foldable, and cost-effective manual wheelchair designed to help restore mobility and independence to people in need around the world.As a niche zine, our goal is to earn at least $200 worth of profit for donation.Breakdown of final profits and financing will be added to the Carrd and Social Media for the zine once all sales have been finalized and the zine is considered concluded.The Wheelchair Foundation is a division of Behring Global Educational Foundation, a 501(c)3 charitable foundation. Federal Tax ID #84-4053692RETURNS AND REFUNDSCan I cancel or change my order?
If you have an immediate emergency that makes you unable to receive your purchase, please reach out to us as soon as possible—the mods will do their best to work with you and find a solution.Orders can only be canceled or changed up until pre-orders are closed.
No returns or refunds can be provided after pre-orders are closed.What should I do if my parcel arrives damaged?
If any items in your order are damaged, please contact us, with pictures of the damages, ASAP. Depending on the severity of the damage, the availability of the item, and your location, we will either offer a partial refund or send you a replacement.
Please contact us at our email: [email protected]SHIPPING AND DELIVERYShippingOrders are shipped from the USA.
Once your physical order is shipped, you will receive an email notification with a tracking number.
We are planning to ship worldwide. For possible restrictions (e.g., Ukraine, Belarus, Russia, Israel & Gaza), please consult the USPS and UPS websites. Countries that are not serviced by either provider cannot be shipped to.
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Please note that if you purchase a bundle outside the US, you may have to pay additional taxes or duties (e.g. VAT) or postal duties fees. These are not included in our shipping price, so please inform yourself about any extra costs with your local customs authority.When will digital orders be sent out?Digital orders will be sent out to the email address provided when you placed your order after physical preorders have been shipped.DeliveriesPlease note that all the products are pre-orders. We estimate between 3-6 months of production and preparation time after the end of pre-orders for all physical orders. Those also depend on the various manufacturers with whom we work with and their production times, as well as delivery restrictions.
To stay updated on the status of the project, we advise that you follow us on our various social media (Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr), where we will post about the project's production progress.Address ChangesOnce all physical products have arrived and we are ready to start shipping, we will share a notice on our social media to confirm shipping addresses, and you will have an opportunity to make address changes if needed.You can also change your address during the production period—for this, please send us an email ([email protected]), and we will email you the CHANGE OF ADDRESS form, which will ask for your order number, full name, old address, and new address.PRIVACY POLICYWe collect your email and shipping address when you place an order. Your email is used for order updates ONLY—we won't add you to any marketing emails. We share your shipping info with USPS or UPS to deliver your order. We keep your order info for 7 years for tax purposes. Questions? Email us at [email protected].LEGAL NOTICEK.R. Luna LLC
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